Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished!
- Possibly the best pen holder of all time, Dead Fred is a comic silicone rubber man who has just had the most tragic of "accidents"
- We don't know how it happened but have a number of possible suspects including Miss Mont-Blanc, Professor Parker and Bic the Butler!
- Dead Fred measures 12.5 cm in length and holds most types of pen firmly in place
- Not only a practical hand, Dead Fred also serves as an amazing stress reliever for those days in the office when everything seems to go wrong.
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